Here a couple of Haiku... technically I believe they are actually Senryu, not Haiku. A Haiku tends to be about nature while a Senryu is more satirical or ironic (at least according to Wikipedia).
Enjoy!

Pizza in my lunch,
Heard tinfoil wrapper crunch.
Chased cat from kitchen.
Leave warm cozy bed,
Feel cold floor hear baby cry.
Find beagle speed bump.
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